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My Car Eats Filet Mignon

The Millionaire Matchmaker That was on TV tonight, but before I get to that, I need to talk about the ridiculous thing that happened to day. My Car Eats Filet Mignon It may seem like a t-shirt slogan, but it is actually from my life. I needed gas, so I stopped at a Chevron Station. Chevron with Techron. Techron [...]

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Fat Tuesday Super Tuesday Hot Fans and Alison is Single

The Millionaire Matchmaker. First of all, I hit the trifecta today. I actually hit a quadfecta if there is such a thing. Let me explain. First of all, it was Fat Tuesday. I celebrated by having a burger at Carl’s Jr for lunch. No mayo. Then, I decided to be good and had a half diet and half regular coke. I mean [...]

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Mario Lopez Loves Fat Jewish Guy But Where is Allison

I am still in shock that I was on the red carpet at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone opening in Las Vegas over the weekend. It’s been two days since I got home, and I still catch myself flashing back to the weekend and wondering when I will get to go back. Just kidding. I catch myself dreaming about [...]

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Fat Jewish Guy and the Millionaire Matchmaker

The next post has me and Carmen Electra. This post though is the reason I was in LA today. Last week, I wrote about this great new show on Bravo called the Millionaire Matchmaker. Well, somehow they got in touch with me and I was invited to their event at Sephora in LA. I get there and there is [...]

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The Millionaire Matchmaker My New Heroin

The Millionaire Matchmaker My New Heroin. I can’t get enough. This show is addicting. If you haven’t seen it do it now. It’s on Bravo. I came home from a very long day. Shorty had chicken ready. I was about to wolf it down and work on Hot Jewish Girls, but I couldn’t get up. In the movie Train Spotting, they talked about [...]

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