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My Car Eats Filet Mignon

The Millionaire Matchmaker
That was on TV tonight, but before I get to that, I need to talk about the ridiculous thing that happened to day.
My Car Eats Filet Mignon
It may seem like a t-shirt slogan, but it is actually from my life.
I needed gas, so I stopped at a Chevron Station.
Chevron with Techron.
Techron [...]

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Fat Tuesday Super Tuesday Hot Fans and Alison is Single

The Millionaire Matchmaker.
First of all, I hit the trifecta today.
I actually hit a quadfecta if there is such a thing.
Let me explain.
First of all, it was Fat Tuesday.
I celebrated by having a burger at Carl’s Jr for lunch.
No mayo.
Then, I decided to be good and had a half diet and half regular coke.
I mean [...]

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Mario Lopez Loves Fat Jewish Guy But Where is Allison

I am still in shock that I was on the red carpet at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone opening in Las Vegas over the weekend.
It’s been two days since I got home, and I still catch myself flashing back to the weekend and wondering when I will get to go back.
Just kidding.
I catch myself dreaming about [...]

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Fat Jewish Guy and the Millionaire Matchmaker

The next post has me and Carmen Electra.
This post though is the reason I was in LA today.
Last week, I wrote about this great new show on Bravo called the Millionaire Matchmaker.
Well, somehow they got in touch with me and I was invited to their event at Sephora in LA.
I get there and there is [...]

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The Millionaire Matchmaker My New Heroin

The Millionaire Matchmaker My New Heroin.
I can’t get enough.
This show is addicting.
If you haven’t seen it do it now.
It’s on Bravo.
I came home from a very long day.
Shorty had chicken ready.
I was about to wolf it down and work on Hot Jewish Girls, but I couldn’t get up.
In the movie Train Spotting, they talked about [...]

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