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Is Patti Stanger Jewish?

Is Patti Stanger Jewish?
I get this question a lot.
Is Patti Stanger from the show Millionaire Matchmaker Jewish?
The answer very obviously is yes.
Now, you may ask, how do I know this?
Simple.
She tells people.
What did you think?
There is some crazy Jewdar that Jews seem to have that tells them?
Maybe you thought that we all just knew who [...]

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Jessica Simpson Fat Jokes (Cheetos Boredom Busters Segment)

Jessica Simpson Fat Jokes (Cheetos Boredom Busters Segment)
Today’s Cheetos Boredom Busters is Jessica Simpson’s weight.
From the looks of things, it seems as if Cheetos isn’t the only thing that Jessica Simpson has been eating.
Look, I am not one that can make fun of someone’s weight, being that I am the Fat Jewish Guy, but still, [...]

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Obama Girl Christmas Card

Obama Girl Christmas Card
Check this out.
My “other” girlfriend sent me this card today.
My “real” girlfriend made me steak on the BBQ.
Wonder who wins that fight?

Obama Girl vs Shorty.
Can I make that happen?
Maybe in my dreams.
Jello Fight!

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Even Red Necks Have Cell Phones

Even Red Necks Have Cell Phones
Yesterday, I woke up at 7:30 am.
Now, this may not seem like a big deal to anyone, but it really was.
See, the day before I went to bed at 3pm after I got off my flight and just crashed.
When I woke up I was refreshed and ready to rock, but [...]

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Thanksgiving in July

Thanksgiving in July
I love Palm Springs.
True, it was about 120 degrees today.
Even the pool was 90.
But still, I woke up to a great homemade breakfast.
French toast and something called steel cut oatmeal.
I don’t care how it’s cut, I stayed away from that.
Lunch was burgers and hot dogs, but the best was dinner.
Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, [...]

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