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How to Buy a House in Los Angeles If you are wondering where I have been, wonder no more. No, it’s not my arm this time. It’s not even the fact that my Blackberry broke.(that was fixed on Wednesday) Maybe you can blame the fact that I moved to Los Angeles. Nope, they have internet [...]
Why We Don’t Eat Peanuts on Passover As you may have noticed, Fat Jewish Guy has been away for a few days. Normally this would mean that I was either lazy, tired or eating, however this time it is different. This time I have a perfectly good excuse for not writing. See, I was on [...]
Passover is upon us and some people don’t know what happened in the bible. Last time, I wrote about the Story of Purim and today I will write about how the Jews left Egypt. However, in true Fat Jewish Guy fashion, I will do it as if it was a Law and Order Episode. Here [...]
How to Have a Threesome in College You know, after yesterday’s post about the hardness of my poop, I figured we would turn this around a bit and talk about every one’s favorite subject. Threesomes. Now, this subject isn’t completely random. Believe it or not, I may have been involved in one myself with two [...]
Is Propylene Glycol Safe to Inhale? You know, with all the fuss about my hand the past few weeks, something important hasn’t been said. I quit smoking. Yup, it’s been two weeks now. Cold turkey. Well, I do have a secret crutch. See, I’m using one of those new electric Cigarettes. It’s pretty awesome. I [...]
Tonight I Rest Doctor’s orders. I got yelled at. No blog tonight. Law and Order, food and a pillow. That’s my future.
Two Weeks Till Cruise Time It’s kind of depressing. Watching all this Olympic coverage I wish my mother would have pushed me more. I mean, I am sure I give her pleasure now with my success in life, bust just imagine how proud she would feel after I do a 2 1/2 turn off the [...]
