How skeuomorphism made David Feingold take a suppository

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This post begins at Relief sets in and David Feingold‘s blood pressure drops, but slowly starts to come back up as he realizes he committed himself to about 20 minutes of upgrading, which normally wouldn’t be an issue, but Feingold had just eaten prunes and drank some coconut creme coffee and little pieces of […]

FitBit day one feel ripped off

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I was in Best Buy and decided to buy myself something called a fitbit one instead of something cooler than I would normally spend my money on. There were many versions of fitness trackers lining the aisles of Best Buy, but since the fitbit seem to be sold out everywhere and they only had one […]

Mexicans are Better Than Jews

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I […]

Lane Bryant on American Idol

Amazingly our Shamrock Shake remix video has 11,000 views on it as of this writing. The original Lane Bryant commercial parody now has 65,000 and now there is a new Cacique Intimate Commercial Parody Video. Yup, tonight in American Idol they are going to air the “controversial” Lane Bryant video. We wish that they had […]

Lane Bryant Commercial Parody Videos

I have finally found a new topic to talk about besides Obama and HOT girls. I have moved on and we now have a sister website Fat’ Yup, now, I can talk about Lane Bryant and Fat Girls. I want to tackle the issue of obesity in this country. I know it’s a lofty goal […]

Jews hate Lesbian Proms and Black People

All I wanted to do was play some basketball. Believe it or not, at some point, I actually lead an active lifestyle. My mother wanted the best for me, as did the rest of the parents in the neighborhood and because of the love they had for their children, they taught me that discrimination is […]

Glenn Beck will Start the Holocaust

Let me start by saying that I like Glenn Beck. I actually watch him almost every day and think that most of the time he makes sense on some of the things that he says. If that is hard to understand, being that I am not a moron, I don’t believe his stupid mumbo jumbo […]