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What’s in my Fridge

So, my birthday was last week and guess what I got? No, not a new brain. I got a new bike. See, my father says everything’s negotiable and when the person didn’t want to sell the bike, I offered him a million billion dollars. He still said no, so I stole it. But, then I [...]

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What is an Amuse Bouche

Nigga, you at McDonalds! That was the punchline to the joke I wrote about Amuse Bouche’s. Let me explain. As a 31 year old straight man, I should not have any idea what an Amuse Bouche is. In fact, the only reason I know is because Shorty watches Top Chef of TV. They keep saying [...]

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Man’s Best Friend

I want to marry my dog. There, I said it. Now, I want to explain why. I’m not gonna go into the whole cliche, “unconditional love” thing. Yeah, my dog loves me no matter what, but he can also be a pain in the ass sometimes like when he poops on top of the stairs [...]

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Is This It ?

At 940 I will be seeing the Michael Jackson Movie “This is it” on Imax. Not sure how I feel about this, but since I am a “Pop Culture” expert I figure that I should go see what all the fuss is about. Now, it is possible that like Elizabeth Taylor said this could be [...]

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Windows 7 Hacks

With the launch of windows 7 today I figured that I would give you the top 10 windows 7 hacks that I found. 1) If you hit the s k and shift key while tapping the question mark 7 times the genie from the Pee Wee Herman Show pops up and says, “Meka Leka Hi [...]

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