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Kathryn Bigelow is a Prostitute

Yes, I am calling Kathryn Bigelow a whore.
Now, first let me explain that I think James Cameron is also a douche bag. (bye bye Hollywood dreams)
If you saw the Academy Awards tonight you probably saw Ben Stiller dressed as an Avatar saying the kiddish. (yes he was speaking Hebrew and not Navi.)
By the way, Navi [...]

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Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend Pictures

Yesterday my mom asked me why I hadn’t written in a while.
I gave her some bs story about how I have been busy with work.
I’m sorry mom, I lied to you, but I had a really good reason to.
See, the past few weeks I have been living a double life.
Before I go on, I want [...]

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Holly Sampson Pictures

Yeah The Holly Sampson Pictures are hot, but that is not the point.
Out of the 10 or so girls that Tiger Woods is allegedly supposed to have slept with, I actually think that Holly Sampson is probably one of the least attractive ones.
Anyway, this whole Tiger Woods situation is just really messed up.
Here is the [...]

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Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Pictures

Yes, FatJewishGuy.com has uncensored Carrie Prejean pictures.
It’s funny, I was not planning on writing about this today.
The plan was to write about my new found love of biking and photography.
But, I was online today and searched to see if the Carrie Prejean sex tape had been released when I saw that someone leaked stills from [...]

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What’s in my Fridge

So, my birthday was last week and guess what I got?
No, not a new brain.
I got a new bike.
See, my father says everything’s negotiable and when the person didn’t want to sell the bike, I offered him a million billion dollars.
He still said no, so I stole it.
But, then I got sick of it and [...]

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