The real Fat Jew by Ratter

fat jewish guy David Feingold the origional fatjjew

Today I got a nice surprise, via a short interview I did with the guys from Ratter FatJewishGuy vs Fat Jew. You can contact me at if you need to and I would love to hear from you. The sporadic nature of this website over the past ear or so is due to m […]

Infected root canal and pain killing mouth Joe

Mouth with an infected tooth

The title of this post was supposed to be “infected root canal and painkilling mouth gel”, however, my stupid voice recognition combined with my East Coast accent and infected post root canal tooth, decided that I was trying to say “mouth Joe”

Banana Oatmeal Cookies (not for Goyim)

Banana Oatmeal Cookies

This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.

How skeuomorphism made David Feingold take a suppository

Flat iOS icon

This post begins at Relief sets in and David Feingold‘s blood pressure drops, but slowly starts to come back up as he realizes he committed himself to about 20 minutes of upgrading, which normally wouldn’t be an issue, but Feingold had just eaten prunes and drank some coconut creme coffee and little pieces of […]

FitBit day 2

Hot Girl Working Out

Normally the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the bathroom, then make coffee. I’ve been doing that for at least 10 years and it seems to work for me or at least it isn’t hurting me, since I continue to do it.

With the introduction of the FitBit though, I have to remember to turn it off, take it out of the wristband, put it in the plastic clip and then clip it onto my waistband. While this takes about a minute, it does mess with my head a bit.

FitBit day one feel ripped off

fitbit scam

I was in Best Buy and decided to buy myself something called a fitbit one instead of something cooler than I would normally spend my money on. There were many versions of fitness trackers lining the aisles of Best Buy, but since the fitbit seem to be sold out everywhere and they only had one […]

Dachshund back surgury

dachshund stitches

After my dachshund needed back surgery, I decided that it was time to start blogging again. Forget the fact that I’ve had a few minor procedures this year (or has it been longer?), but having a dachshund go through surgery and the days leading up to it deserve a post. A little background.