Banana Oatmeal Cookies (not for Goyim)

Banana Oatmeal Cookies
Banana Oatmeal Cookies

This Christmas when all the stores are closed and you have nothing to do but watch Netflix and clean up your computer, I figured it was a good time to make some cookies. The issue is that all the stores are closed, so I had to use the ingredients I had sitting around.

How skeuomorphism made David Feingold take a suppository

Flat iOS icon
Flat iOS icon

This post begins at davidfeingold.com/ios-7-skeuomorphism-confuses-david-feingold-suppository-needed Relief sets in and David Feingold‘s blood pressure drops, but slowly starts to come back up as he realizes he committed himself to about 20 minutes of upgrading, which normally wouldn’t be an issue, but Feingold had just eaten prunes and drank some coconut creme coffee and little pieces of […]

FitBit day 2

Hot Girl Working Out
Hot Girl Working Out

Normally the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the bathroom, then make coffee. I’ve been doing that for at least 10 years and it seems to work for me or at least it isn’t hurting me, since I continue to do it.

With the introduction of the FitBit though, I have to remember to turn it off, take it out of the wristband, put it in the plastic clip and then clip it onto my waistband. While this takes about a minute, it does mess with my head a bit.

FitBit day one feel ripped off

fitbit scam
fitbit scam

I was in Best Buy and decided to buy myself something called a fitbit one instead of something cooler than I would normally spend my money on. There were many versions of fitness trackers lining the aisles of Best Buy, but since the fitbit seem to be sold out everywhere and they only had one […]

Dachshund back surgury

dachshund stitches
dachshund stitches

After my dachshund needed back surgery, I decided that it was time to start blogging again. Forget the fact that I’ve had a few minor procedures this year (or has it been longer?), but having a dachshund go through surgery and the days leading up to it deserve a post. A little background.

Steve Jobs Knew Why

Steve Jobs Tribute
Steve Jobs Tribute

My grandfather died of pancreatic cancer November 2000. It was a sad death, made all the more painful because it was sudden. The doctors had no idea what was happening till the end and all my grandfather had was a short period of time before the morphine kicked in to say some short goodbyes and […]

How to make kosher Oysters Rockefeller

oysters rockefeller
oysters rockefeller

As a fat Jewish guy who is semi kosher, I always here about cool foods and wonder how to make them kosher. Today for example, someone was raving about Oysters Rockefeller and since the global financial markets decided to take a nosedive, I think it would be most appropriate to come up with a kosher […]