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What is an Amuse Bouche

Nigga, you at McDonalds!
That was the punchline to the joke I wrote about Amuse Bouche’s.
Let me explain.
As a 31 year old straight man, I should not have any idea what an Amuse Bouche is.
In fact, the only reason I know is because Shorty watches Top Chef of TV.
They keep saying things like, “I made an [...]

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John & Kate and 8 Fat Jewish Guys

I have never watched the show John & Kate, yet I am oddly fascinated by their relationship.
It kind of reminds me of my parents divorce, except for the TV show, the Ed Hardy, the book deal, Vegas pool parties, and Oh yeah there were only 3 of us.
People always used to say that it must [...]

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I Belong to Who?

I was on the phone with my Shorty and she was upset.
She really started going off on the things I was saying.
Seriously, she doesn’t get my humor and it sucks.
Upstairs in my office on a Tuesday night I get to watch Law and Order and don’t have to watch the same shows she is watching [...]

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Brett Favre’s Enlarged Prostate

I couldn’t sleep last night because I was peeing every 10 minutes.
Do you know how annoying that is?
Since 12:30 at night till 8 in the morning every 10 minutes I was peeing.
It wasn’t even a lot of pee.
It was like, bloop, then I would go back to bed.
Once in bed, I felt like I had [...]

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George Bush Kool Aid

Recently I had a conversation with a friend of mine that I was thinking about over the weekend.
This friend is a HUGE liberal which in and of itself does not bother me that much.
The problem with this person is that he drank the Kool Aid.
For example, I remember during the primaries last year I told [...]

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