FitBit day 2

Hot Girl Working Out

Normally the first thing I do when I wake up is go to the bathroom, then make coffee. I’ve been doing that for at least 10 years and it seems to work for me or at least it isn’t hurting me, since I continue to do it.

With the introduction of the FitBit though, I have to remember to turn it off, take it out of the wristband, put it in the plastic clip and then clip it onto my waistband. While this takes about a minute, it does mess with my head a bit.

Dachshund back surgury

dachshund stitches

After my dachshund needed back surgery, I decided that it was time to start blogging again. Forget the fact that I’ve had a few minor procedures this year (or has it been longer?), but having a dachshund go through surgery and the days leading up to it deserve a post. A little background.

Boardwalk Empire makes me want to smoke

I had been waiting for weeks for the new HBO series Boardwalk Empire to start. The TIVO was set, I blocked off an hour and me and Shorty sat in front of the TV ready to watch something that didn’t have to do with wedding dresses, top models, or cooking shows. I was excited. Then […]

What is an Amuse Bouche

Nigga, you at McDonalds! That was the punchline to the joke I wrote about Amuse Bouche’s. Let me explain. As a 31 year old straight man, I should not have any idea what an Amuse Bouche is. In fact, the only reason I know is because Shorty watches Top Chef of TV. They keep saying […]

John & Kate and 8 Fat Jewish Guys

I have never watched the show John & Kate, yet I am oddly fascinated by their relationship. It kind of reminds me of my parents divorce, except for the TV show, the Ed Hardy, the book deal, Vegas pool parties, and Oh yeah there were only 3 of us. People always used to say that […]

I Belong to Who?

I was on the phone with my Shorty and she was upset. She really started going off on the things I was saying. Seriously, she doesn’t get my humor and it sucks. Upstairs in my office on a Tuesday night I get to watch Law and Order and don’t have to watch the same shows […]

Brett Favre’s Enlarged Prostate

I couldn’t sleep last night because I was peeing every 10 minutes. Do you know how annoying that is? Since 12:30 at night till 8 in the morning every 10 minutes I was peeing. It wasn’t even a lot of pee. It was like, bloop, then I would go back to bed. Once in bed, […]