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I was rooting for the colts.
No, I did not have money on the game.
I do not bet on sports.
I don’t know how to.
Understanding the spread is too complicated for me.
The only spread I wanted to understand yesterday was the spread that I made out of tomatoes, basil and onions.
Back to the Colts.
They deserved to win.
Payton [...]

Yup I have the answer to this question.
All you have to do to drive women crazy in bed is keep getting up to pee every 5 minutes.
Trust me, I know.
See, the reason I haven’t written in the past week or so is that there has been way to much going on in the life of [...]

Yes I said it.
Avatar and James Cameron are Anti Jewish and I can prove it.
You see, in Hebrew Navi means prophet.
We all know that Jesus was a prophet and we all know that Jews killed Jesus.
Also, the Jews in Avatar want to kill the Navi prophets to get unobtainium.
That is another not so subtle reference [...]

I have been getting some criticism from people who wonder why I am anti Haiti.
I would like to state for the record that I am not against Haiti, I am against the people who did not care about Haiti 2 weeks ago, but now think it is all the rage.
Haiti is a very poor country.
There [...]

Fat Jewish Guy will be back tomorrow.
Due to the storms in Studio City and the subsequent power outage, I was not able to be funny today.
Please enjoy this picture I took and expect more tomorrow.
If you would like to donate money to me, please just give it to Haiti instead.