Why Apple is the best Porn Site

The reason Apple is the best porn website on the net is due to the fact that they keep screwing me.

First the Lion upgrade wiped my whole hard drive (ok, maybe it’s my fault for not having a backup), but then today when I tried updating that same computer, the 900 megabyte file took almost 2 hours.

Some people may think that two hours is perfectly acceptable for a file that large, but I pay for turbo speed super fast internet because I like to look at boobs and particularly videos of girls farting on cakes, so a file that size should take me at the most 5 minutes.

Apple gets so many things right, but for some reason they don’t get the internet, that’s ok, no one is perfect, but just come out and admit it.

Why not just say, “Hey, we have a new update that we don’t think is perfect, but if you want to update, it is at your own risk?”

That would make perfect sense, but to do that you have to admit that you maybe aren’t the best at something.

Do you think that girl was able to fart on command at the first take?

How many cakes do you think she needed before they were able to get it perfect?

I have no idea the answer to that, but I have a feeling that the cake fart servers are on a better network than Apple’s and that should never happen in a perfect world.

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