It’s 5am, the goddesses are asleep, my tiger blood is cold and my arm hurts.
Yes, the same hand that my Ulnar Nerve Transposition surgery tried to fix a few years ago, still causes me great pain, but there are two things in my life that can reduce that pain, an Ipad and a SmokeStik so, being that it is late, I decided to compare the two and see who wins for the title of Ultimate Winner.
Let’s introduce the candidates.
A smokestik is an electronic cigarette that is marketed as a “Nicotine Delivery System. It is basically a battery powered happy machine, since when I puff on it I get a nice nicotine buzz and it makes me happy for a few minutes almost as if I were smoking the real thing.
An ipad is a giant iphone that allows me to look at pictures of hot girls in an ergonomic way.
Decide what I like better, a SmokeStik electric cigarette or an Ipad.
I get a call from my mother telling me she is sick and that I have to come home for a few days to take care of her.
SmokeStik – I get to take a few puffs and relax as I deal with the airlines and travel arrangements.
Ipad – Since there is no flash, I cannot book the flight I want.
Winner – SmokeStik
Charlie Sheen calls me up and tells me he has a new Goddess and check her out.
SmokeStik- doesn’t really help
Ipad – let’s me see the girl on Daily Tush but cannot download an app for her, because Apple doesn’t allow “Adult Themes”
Winner – Ipad
As you can see, this blog post clearly makes no sense.
Comparing a SmokeStik to an Ipad is as retarded as saying that Charlie Sheen can’t do his job because he likes Hookers and Coke, but I needed to fill up some space and had nothing to write about.
So, in reality, this is a commentary on the state of 24 hour news networks.
I really can imagine Fox News running a story that says, “Charlie Sheen using a SmokeStik, but should he buy an Ipad?”
The answer is no.
Wait for the Ipad 3.