Chrissa Carolyn I’m Sorry You are So Hot!
At sundown one of the holiest day’s of the Jewish Year begins.
Jews from all over the world will gather at their places of worship and pray for their souls.
One of the hardest things to do is apologize when you did something and even harder is apologizing in public.
This is why Fat Jewish Guy is choosing this very public Forum to do this in.
So here is my list of people I need to apologize to:
- Chrissa Carolyn – Chrissa Carolyn hot ASU girl, I am sorry for looking at your pictures over at Daily Tush and Tempe12 with lust in my heart.
- My mother – for telling people she stole her Kugel recipe from Sara Lee.
- Barack Obama – for thinking he might be socialist.
- Socialists – for not knowing what you are.
- My ulnar nerve – for sitting in a chair the wrong way (I think still not sure why you hurt)
- My tooth – for cracking you.
- The Eagles – for saying you suck after losing in the playoffs.
- The Flyers – for saying you suck after losing in the playoffs
- The Phillies — For rooting against you.
- The Sixers – for not caring what you do.
- My two brothers – for being the smarter, better looking one.
- Camels – for starting to use the SmokeStik electric cigarette instead of you when I got stressed.
- Fatty Food – for abandoning you in times of need.
- Sarah Palin’s Vagina – for disrespecting you on twitter. (I really do love you)
If I missed anyone I want to say that I am really sorry for anything I may have done to you in the past 12 months (and next 12 hours)
I hope you have an easy fast, in the meantime, I am going to damage my ulnar nerve one last time by looking at these hot pictures of Chrissa Carolyn ASU college girl. (I’m sorry)