If one good thing can come out of the Gay community it is the fact that we do not need separate bathrooms anymore.
Let me start by saying that I am not against gay people.
If you want to be intimate with someone else’s butt, then that is your choice and I will not stand in your way.
If as a woman, you want to be with other women and feel their soft caress then we are both on the same page.
However, with the proliferation of homosexuality (being gay) in America, I think we need to revisit the need for separate bathrooms and dressing rooms.
In fact, I would argue that having separate dressing rooms is discriminatory towards straight people.
Let me explain.
The whole reason to have separate men and women’s bathrooms, locker rooms and dressing rooms is to separate the sexes.
Take my gym for instance.
They do not want me staring at the naked college girls in the shower.
Ok, that was a fake example, because I obviously don’t go to a gym, but let’s use a department store.
They make the men and women change separately because they don’t want people to be uncomfortable when they take their clothes off.
The clothing store doesn’t want you to feel like people are objectifying you while you are “sans clothing.”
So, all of a sudden we have the rise of “Gay and Lesbian Culture” and it’s acceptance into the mainstream.
Men can be with men and women can be with women.
Like I said, I have no problem with this.
However, now there is an issue that arises. (no pun intended)
If I, as a man with a large penis, use a separate dressing room so that girls don’t objectify me, don’t I have the right not to be in he same dressing room with a man who won’t objectify me?
Or, suppose I was female and I use a woman’s locker room because I don’t want men staring at me and fantasizing about how they would “Lick me up and down, Till I say Stop,” wouldn’t I be just as uncomfortable with a lesbian staring at me wondering if, “let me play with your body baby make u real hot.”
So, I maintain that the fact that Gays and Lesbians are being accepted into society is giving them more rights than I get.
Gays and Lesbians are getting more sexual stimulation than straight people and I have proof.
A gay man can walk right next to me in a stall and look at my giant penis.(but I cannot go into a girls bathroom and stare at their cute vaginas)
A gay woman can change right next to a straight woman naked in a locker room and imagine the two of them, a can of whipped cream and a Yanni CD. (but a straight woman can’t walk into a men’s locker room and stare at me changing while thinking of a jar of olives, peanut butter and Michael Bolton)
So, here is what I am proposing.
Either ban gay people in straight bathrooms or just allow everyone to poop, pee, shower and change together.
Because, if a gay man can control himself while staring at my giant member, then I think I could control myself while staring at the naked showering girls in the locker room at my gym.
It would also stimulate the economy.
Think of all the popcorn, tissues and lube the Gyms and the Department stores could sell.
Here is a small test to see if you are gay or straight.
Which girls do you think are hot? (answer to test after last picture)
Here is the answer to the question.
If you said “Gay” to any of these then you are gay.
Straight men only saw half naked chicks, not politics.