I got called a Fatty McWhale Pants tonight while in a twitter fight with a 15 year old Justin Beiber fan.
I’m not exactly sure how it all started.
Ok, I’m lying, I know exactly how it started, but first let me talk about my experience with the weight loss pill Topamax.
As I am losing more weight, I am getting dumber.
Not just dumber, but spaced out to the point that I can’t even function.
See, the doctor increased the dose, which was good, but I started staring at walls for hours on end.
In fact it got so bad that I forgot to call the doctor to tell him to lower my medication.
It took me 3 days to pick up the phone.
What I am trying to say is that with all the turmoil going on in my head, how was I supposed to come up with new blog posts?
That’s when I decided to start using twitter again.
That’s what it was meant for.
Twitter is a “Micro Blog” and I needed to start writing small.
So, I logged into twitter.com/jewishcomedy and wrote what I thought was a brilliant 140 character “tweet”
Is Justin Bieber the new Macaulay Culkin or just the new SUCKS!
Ok, this was fun.
I forgot how much I like twitter.
So, I started again.
#letsbereal Justin Bieber should have been killed by that whale.
Sweet.. I was totally being mature and making fun of Justin Bieber.
These pills had no lasting effect on me!
I got my mojo back!
Damn, I must have hit a nerve, because then I got hit with complete venom.
@jewishcomedy shut the f-ck up you fatty mcwhale pants.
Fatty McWhale Pants.
Oh, it’s on now.
@torishaffett_ You are a fatty McWhale pants. Justin Bieber should have died in the earthquake.
Then apparently this person got really upset because they wrote this:
@jewishcomedy omg He has done nothing but try be successful and your saying that he should die? Fuck you thats satin talking EVIL!
Wow, maybe this person has a point, Justin Bieber has done nothing to me.
He wakes up in the morning every day and just tries real hard.
Anyway, I kept fighting with this kid and that is when I realized.
I have turned into a tween.
A Fat Dumb Tween who hates Justin Bieber.