Justin Bieber Hates Jews and Whales

I got called a Fatty McWhale Pants tonight while in a twitter fight with a 15 year old Justin Beiber fan.

I’m not exactly sure how it all started.

Ok, I’m lying, I know exactly how it started, but first let me talk about my experience with the weight loss pill Topamax.

As I am losing more weight, I am getting dumber.

Not just dumber, but spaced out to the point that I can’t even function.

See, the doctor increased the dose, which was good, but I started staring at walls for hours on end.

Literally.

In fact it got so bad that I forgot to call the doctor to tell him to lower my medication.

It took me 3 days to pick up the phone.

What I am trying to say is that with all the turmoil going on in my head, how was I supposed to come up with new blog posts?

That’s when I decided to start using twitter again.

That’s what it was meant for.

Twitter is a “Micro Blog” and I needed to start writing small.

So, I logged into twitter.com/jewishcomedy and wrote what I thought was a brilliant 140 character “tweet”

Is Justin Bieber the new Macaulay Culkin or just the new SUCKS!

Ok, this was fun.

I forgot how much I like twitter.

So, I started again.

#letsbereal Justin Bieber should have been killed by that whale.

Sweet.. I was totally being mature and making fun of Justin Bieber.

These pills had no lasting effect on me!

I got my mojo back!

Damn, I must have hit a nerve, because then I got hit with complete venom.

@jewishcomedy shut the f-ck up you fatty mcwhale pants.

Fatty McWhale Pants.

Oh, it’s on now.

@torishaffett_ You are a fatty McWhale pants. Justin Bieber should have died in the earthquake.

Then apparently this person got really upset because they wrote this:

@jewishcomedy omg He has done nothing but try be successful and your saying that he should die? Fuck you thats satin talking EVIL!

Wow, maybe this person has a point, Justin Bieber has done nothing to me.

He wakes up in the morning every day and just tries real hard.

Anyway, I kept fighting with this kid and that is when I realized.

I have turned into a tween.

A Fat Dumb Tween who hates Justin Bieber.

HELP ME.

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