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I was rooting for the colts.

No, I did not have money on the game.

I do not bet on sports.

I don’t know how to.

Understanding the spread is too complicated for me.

The only spread I wanted to understand yesterday was the spread that I made out of tomatoes, basil and onions.

Back to the Colts.

They deserved to win.

Payton Manning is arguably the best quarterback to ever play the game and I was looking forward to see him dismantle the Saints.

I was getting my wish.

I remember watching in the second quarter and being amazed at how the Saints could not jam the ball into the end zone.

They tried and tried again.

Then it was halftime.

I ate a few kebabs, dipped some carrots in hummus and drank some more iced tea.

The Who was just ok, but they were fun to watch.

Then the second half started.

I was half way between the kitchen and the living room when I saw the onside kick.

It bounced off a Colt, recovered by the Saints and the rest is history.

You know who it bounced off of?

Hank Baskett.

Yup, former Eagle Hank Baskett.

Somehow, someone from the Eagles managed to lose the Super Bowl.

By the way, Hank Baskett is married to Kendra Wilkinson.

I wonder if he has ever Spidermanned her.

(Google it)

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