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San Francisco firewood delivery is a really hard topic for me to write about.

See, here is the issue…I have no idea how to spell san francisco.

Yes, I know it is spelled properly in this blog post, but that is only because I keep the correct spelling on my clip board and cut and paste, otherwise, I would have probably spelled it San Fransisco.

Anyway, why would you write about where to get firewood delivery in the San Francisco Bay Area when you live in Los Angeles?

Good question.

The first reason is that living in LA I don’t actually have to worry about firewood.

That is because Los Angeles has such nice weather that the only fires we have is in the summer when g-d decided to burn down half of our city.

The second reason is due to the fact that someone close to me has started a Firewood Delivery Service in San Francisco.

When they told me that this company was being founded I didn’t understand the concept.

I mean in this day and age, couldn’t one figure out a way to deliver firewood digitally?

It would be cool if they could sit at their computer and push a button and people’s fires would light, but no, this person was talking about actually chopping up wood and delivering it to people.

I had no idea I was related to Paul Bunyan.

Anyway, i joked around for a bit and asked this person if he was also gonna offer chimney sweeping services and he said no.

But, maybe they should consider it?

Look, if you are selling people firewood then they obviously need a chimney sweep.

So, why not kill two birds with one stone and make money either by sweeping chimneys, hiring a Mexican to sweep the chimneys or sell your client list to a chimney sweep?

But, what do I know?

I only sit in front of a computer all day, I don’t go delivering wood to the people of san francisco.

What is ironic though is that a bundle of sticks in old English Literature is called a Faggot.

“The term faggot or fagot, meaning bundle of sticks, shows up around 1300 in English. It almost certainly came from Old French, possibly going back to Greek phakelos. Since those bundles of sticks were mainly used for fires, it’s not surprising that the term came to mean burning sticks.”

So, my genius relative is actually delivering Faggots to people in San Francisco.

And I thought I was the inappropriate one!

Personally I think that should be his marketing slogan.

A Faggot to your door in an hour or less!

Now, I am not sure if San Francisco needs or is ready for a Faggot Delivery Service, but, I do know that they probably could use a FireWood Delivery Service.

Ok, maybe a wood delivery service in San Francisco is the same as a faggot delivery service, but you get my point.

So, since I am definitely non biased, here is a list of ALL the San Francisco Firewood Delivery Companies.

Some might bring you faggots and some might make you come pick up the faggots.

Bay Area Firewood
2320 Howe St.
Berkeley CA, 94705
510-868-1955

Apache Firewood
170 Gary Place
San Rafael, CA 94901
415/ 455-9663

Nero’s Designer Firewood
998 Rush Creek Place
Novato, CA 94945
415/ 892-1480

Scott’s Firewood
2846 Ramona St
Pinole, CA 94564
510/ 758-0104

Bear Bottom Farms
508 De Carlo Ave
Richmond, CA 94801
510/ 237-2624

Fessenden Firewood
686 South 30th St
Richmond, CA 94804
510/ 236-478

Henry’s Wood Farm
1000 Central Ave
Martinez, CA 94553
925/ 370-2370

Encinal Nursery
2057 Encinal Ave.
Alameda, CA 94501
510/ 522-8616

Oakland Firewood Service
863 27th St.
Oakland, CA 94607
510/ 893-6863

U-Save Garden Center
9317 Macarthur Blvd
Oakland, CA 94605
510/ 568-3072

Walt’s Firewood
7722 East 14th St.
90th Ave. & Bancroft Ave.
Oakland, CA
510/ 569-9538

Aron’s 4 Star Firewood
1180 61st Ave.
Oakland, CA 94621
510/ 569-2363

Thorndale Firewood
5001 Thorndale Dr.
Oakland, CA 94611
510/ 339-8245

The Wood Man
69 Johnson Place
Berekeley, CA 94702
510-696-9696

Ornamental Tree Co.
38100 3rd St
Fremont, CA 94536
510/ 792-6590

Roy’s Firewood
6060 Tassajara Rd
Pleasanton, CA 94588
925/ 828-0392 .

Battaglia Ranch
2470 Berryessa Rd. # H
San Jose, CA 95133
800/383-3587

Carroll’s
1896 Senter Rd.
San Jose, CA 95112
408/ 998-2872

Oaktree Woodyard
Santa Teresa & Baily Rd.
San Jose, CA 95123
408/ 463-0125

Bahara’s Farmers Outlet
1325 Sunnyvale Saratoga Rd.
Sunnyvale, CA 94087
408/ 733-0880

A-1 George’s Firewood
404 37th Ave.
San Mateo, CA 94403
650/ 572-8485

Northwinds Firewood
303 Old County Rd
San Carlos, CA 94070
650/ 592-4857

Sunnyhill Firewood Store
566 Parvin Dr
Milpitas, CA 95035
408/ 946-2626

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