So, my birthday was last week and guess what I got?
No, not a new brain.
I got a new bike.
See, my father says everything’s negotiable and when the person didn’t want to sell the bike, I offered him a million billion dollars.
He still said no, so I stole it.
But, then I got sick of it and I sold it to some lady named Marge.
She was quite a large lady and she drove a truck, but it didn’t matter what she looked like, she gave me cash.
When I told her that I was going to go to Sears to buy a camera she told me to tell them that she sent me.
Long story short, I finally broke down and bought myself a DSLR camera.
For those of you who don’t know what DSLR stands for, it basically means Digital Single Lens Rainbow.
It is what the professionals use to take pictures and ever since I was little my mom wanted me to be a professional so I decided to make her happy.
I got the camera today finally and was dying to play with it.
I decided it wasn’t a good idea to take pictures of the hot girl across the street, (cause Shorty was home) so I took a picture of Pretzel.
Wow, maybe I am autistic!
Anyway, I wanted to get a feel for the camera so I picked a subject matter that I knew I could love.
Presenting pictures of what is in my Fridge, Pantry and other places in the kitchen.