I Belong to Who?

I was on the phone with my Shorty and she was upset.

She really started going off on the things I was saying.

Seriously, she doesn’t get my humor and it sucks.

Upstairs in my office on a Tuesday night I get to watch Law and Order and don’t have to watch the same shows she is watching downstairs.

It’s funny, maybe I wont ever understand her until I start watching reality TV and she starts watching Law and Order?

She has Marc Jacobs and I wear Levis.

She has a PC and I have a Mac.

I wonder if one day I will wake up and find out that what I wanted was here the whole time?

She walks the streets with me and my dirty shorts.

Hold on.

I’m gonna let you finish, but yesterday’s post was one of the greatest of all time.


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