Brett Favre’s Enlarged Prostate

I couldn’t sleep last night because I was peeing every 10 minutes.

Do you know how annoying that is?

Since 12:30 at night till 8 in the morning every 10 minutes I was peeing.

It wasn’t even a lot of pee.

It was like, bloop, then I would go back to bed.

Once in bed, I felt like I had to pee, so I went back to the bathroom.

Then it was like Bloop, and back to bed.

Repeat this 6 times an hour for almost 8 hours.

That’s 24 trips to the bathroom.

I wanted to kill someone by the time the night was over.

Honestly, I believe that if I had killed someone all I needed was a judge with Prostate issues and he would let me off.

I still feel like I have to pee.

If I don’t sleep tonight there will be hell to pay.

By the way, how the hell does Brett Favre play every single game for 16 seasons and I am 31 years old and am falling apart?

Well, I have to go pee again.

Maybe I’ll lose some weight in this process?

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