I couldn’t sleep last night because I was peeing every 10 minutes.
Do you know how annoying that is?
Since 12:30 at night till 8 in the morning every 10 minutes I was peeing.
It wasn’t even a lot of pee.
It was like, bloop, then I would go back to bed.
Once in bed, I felt like I had to pee, so I went back to the bathroom.
Then it was like Bloop, and back to bed.
Repeat this 6 times an hour for almost 8 hours.
That’s 24 trips to the bathroom.
I wanted to kill someone by the time the night was over.
Honestly, I believe that if I had killed someone all I needed was a judge with Prostate issues and he would let me off.
I still feel like I have to pee.
If I don’t sleep tonight there will be hell to pay.
By the way, how the hell does Brett Favre play every single game for 16 seasons and I am 31 years old and am falling apart?
Well, I have to go pee again.
Maybe I’ll lose some weight in this process?