Shorty should never have turned me onto this show Rachel Zoe project.
She tried to explain it to me that Rachel Zoe was basically a Patti Stanger type who runs around being crazy.
Well, since I know Patti Stanger, I figured I would watch the show and see for myself.
She is not crazy, but she is oddly hot.
She likes to use the word bananas a lot.
Like, wow David your website is bananas.
or like, OMG that cupcake is bananas.
I have even heard rumors that she thinks bananas are bananas.
Regardless, I think Rachel Zoe is hot.
But, the question remains, Is Rachel Zoe Jewish?
We all know that Patti Stanger is Jewish, but if I wanted to invite Rachel Zoe to Rosh Hashana dinner would she come?
Well, the truth is that regardless of weather Rachel Zoe is Jewish or not, I am not sure she would come to dinner because I don’t think that Rachel Zoe actually eats anything.
I have a feeling that she doesn’t think that food is that bananas.
I think she thinks coffee and speed are bananas.
I could be wrong.
That would be bananas.