Shoulder Pain Spies and Girls in Suitcases

I need surgery and I am so happy that it hurts.

The good news was delivered today by the doctor.

He says that I have a 3 inch tear in my shoulder right where the bicep is.

Did you hear that?

I have a bicep!

Anyway, the 3 inch tear is caused by a bone spur that is lying underneath the surface and is slowly cutting my muscle.

Yup, you read that right.

I have muscle!

Anyway, the best news about this whole thing is that it is classified as a sports injury.

Seriously, I can’t believe it either,

The doctor actually told me that I cannot, “throw, or play sports” for 6 months after the surgery.

Well, I didn’t want to tell him, but I’m not sure that will be a problem.

I asked him how this happened and he gave me a real good answer.

His theory is that I must have hurt myself playing basketball.


Have you looked at me lately?

So, maybe the doctor isn’t the brightest bulb in the world, or maybe he just can’t fathom someone getting a sports injury from repetitive eating.

But, whatever the case, hopefully I’ll be fixed this time.

On one other note though, today they announced that there will be a special inquiry into the way the CIA treated suspected terrorists.

Not to be callus here, but they said that it’s illegal to tell people that you are going to kill them if they don’t give you information.


I’m confused.

Let’s say you catch some Arab terrorist. (not sure there is any other kind)

You get him in a room and you tell him, “Ahmed, if you don’t tell me where the bomb is I’m gonna kill your kids.”

Now, you know you’re not really gonna kill his kids, but he doesn’t know that.

So, he tells you where the bomb is.

Who got hurt in this scenario?

No one.

Please explain to me why this is wrong.

Not sure it is.

You know what is wrong though?

Stuffing a girl in a suitcase.

Girl in a Suitcase

Girl in a Suitcase

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