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Many people after hearing about how Michael Jackson dies are asking me, “Hey Fat Jewish Guy Do You Know Where to Get Diprivan?”

Well, I sure do.

If you happen to be in Los Angeles and want some Diprivan, all you have to do is head south on the 101 freeway until you see the sign that says “Sunset Blvd.”

Get off on that exit and head West on Sunset until you see a Taco Bell on your left hand side and a Super Cuts on the right.

Find parking as soon as you can.

Once you find parking make sure that you head back east towards that taco bell.

Right next door to the Taco Bell, you will see an unmarked door with a solid gold door knocker.

That’s Johnny’s house.

He doesn’t actually have the Diprivan himself, but he knows where to get it.

Now, in case Johnny isn’t home, you should get back in your car and head North East till you get to La Cienega, (Spanish for The Cienega) on the corner of La Cienega and Baron streets there is a small taco stand.

You need to ask for the “Grande Chalupa” and order a diet coke with no ice.

Hand the guy a 50 dollar bill and tell him to keep the change.

Start eating the Chalupa and after 30 seconds, yell loudly, “I need hot sauce you Pendejo. Chinga tu Madre.”

Now, here is where it gets good.

The guy will come out of the taco stand with a baseball bat.

He will hit you in the head, cracking your skull and knocking you out.

When you wake up you will have all the Diprivan that you need!

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