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I started eating warm vomit for breakfast. (oatmeal)

I lost 5 pounds this week.

I had important news to share with you.

Good things were starting to happen and I wanted to share with you guys.

Then you opened your mouth and ruined it for everyone.

Uri Geller…. SHUT THE HELL UP.

You sound creepy, you sound like you molested kids right along side Michael Jackson and you also sound desperate.

Uri Geller, no one knows who the Hell you are unless they are over the age of 30 and even then its a stretch.

You claim you saw Michael Jackson with Needles and Drugs.

SHUT UP.

Stop calling into every Cable News Show.

Stop.

Go away.

Normally I like and defend Jews, but seriously, you are a douche bag.

Quiet, damn it!

Michael Jackson was a drug addicted child molester. (who got acquitted)

Don’t you have some spoons to bend with your eyes or something?

Why are you famous again?

By the way… here are two youtube videos by teenagers explaining exactly how you do what you do.

Go away.

But, before the videos that show how Uri Geller does his tricks, here is a great video from Israel where even they call him a fraud. (there is translation)

Uri Geller

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