Obama Please Fix my Chrysler
Dear Barack Obama,
I know that the world has focused on your speech to the Muslim’s today, but I have a more important issue that I need help with.
See, I have a Chrysler Sebring Convertible and I think I have an oil leak.
Since Chrysler went out of business and I know that you said you would guarantee the vehicle, I want to know how I should get it to you.
Also, what is my deductible and will you give me a loaner?
I understand that there may be a bit of a wait since you have to kiss some Arab ass right about now, but honestly I need the car done soon.
Maybe if I pay you in cash you could put in a false insurance claim for me so I don’t have to pay the deductible?
I will even give you 20 bucks if it gets done good.
Finally, I noticed some scratches on my car, is there any way that you could mix me up some touch up paint?
Please let me know, because I am not sure if you are aware, but I have Cell Phone Elbow and it’s really hard for me to be with out a car since I go to the doctors quite often.
I do thankfully have health insurance, so you don’t have to worry about that, but please don’t let the fact that I hold an Israeli Passport make you tell me that I need a new muffler as well.
Remember, us Jews are shifty and good with money.
So, Obama, I had nothing to do with the settlements, I am only trying to do my part by buying American.
Please hold up your end of the bargain.
Maybe even throw in a Free Oil Change?