Where to find Persian Girls
You know, one would think that Los Angeles and San Diego would be very similar.
Both of them are on the west coast.
Both Los Angeles and San Diego have some of the hottest women on the planet.
Finally, San Diego and LA have some great Mexican food.
But, that is where the similarities end.
See, San Diego is a real laid back community.
Flip Flops and shorts were my every day attire, and life was simple.
Not so in Los Angeles.
This city is absolutely crazy.
Carrie Prejean’s breasts are more real than 90 percent of the people here.
Actually, I lied.
99 percent of the people here are faker than Carrie Prejean’s beautiful breasts.
Regardless, this isn’t supposed to be a rant against Los Angeles.
What this is supposed to be is an informative blog post about Persian Girls.
First of all, lets get something straight.
Persia doesn’t exist.
It’s called Iran.
Great, now that we got that straight we can continue.
Apparently LA is full of Persians.
You will know them when you see them.
They are rich, well dressed and wear Cool Water cologne. (the guys do)
The girls are smoking hot with great bodies, Prada purses and noses that could use some work.
They speak a funny language called Farsi, which sounds like a cross between french and Arabic.
Anyway, my fascination with Persians stems from the fact that I cannot go anywhere in this city without running into them.
Yup, real estate agents, car mechanics, shop owners, they run everything.
Now, Shorty tells me that they are not all Persians.
Some of them are Armenians.
What the hell is an Armenian?
The best known Armenian girl is Kim Kardashian.
Anyway, apparently Armenian girls and Persian Girls look alike.
However, Armenian girls aren’t Jewish.
Now, I am confused.
It gets better.
Last night I went out for hummus and kababs in the Valley.
Forget the fact that the Hummus Bar and Grill in Tarzana is amazing, the place is packed with Israeli’s.
Yup, I felt at home around the Hebrew, the hummus, the kabobs and the fresh baked pita.
But, I also noticed the hot Israeli girls sitting at the tables.
Now, just so you are aware, there are two types of Jews.
Ashkenazic Jews and Sephardic Jews.
The Sephardic Jews come from places as, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Spain, South America and basically anywhere that isn’t Eastern Europe.
But, I digress.
I don’t even remember the point of what I am saying, but you do need to know that if you are looking for Hot Persian Girls all you have to do is go to where they hang out.
Hot Persian Girls, Hot Armenian Girls and Hot Israeli Girls all Live and hang out in Los Angeles.
That my friends, is very real.