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Kris Allen is Bad for Israel

You know, I knew that Adam Lambert was not going to win.

No way that American Idol will give up a chance to have a wholesome looking kid from Arkansas lose to a flaming Jewish drama queen from Los Angeles.

Adam Lambert will be fine, he will make an album and gets tons of money.

But, Adam losing is not a good thing for this country or for that matter Israel.

Let me explain.

Not that I am or have ever been a 12 year old girl, but I am assuming that a “tween” does not know when someone is gay.

In some circles, wearing black nail polish would be considered, “goth” or “cutting edge”, in fact the trench coat mafia from Columbine fame, wore nail polish and dressed like Adam Lambert.

Also, I was watching Bill O’Reilly’s “O’Reilly Factor” a few weeks ago, and his talking point that night was something on a “Gay Idol.”

His whole shtick was that he didn’t know if Adam Lambert was gay or not, and he didn’t care and he wanted to remind the Factor’s audience that it is a singing competition.

Why would O’Reilly do this

Remember, this was a few weeks ago.

It would be like me saying that I don’t know if Bill O’Reilly has ever slept with a gerbil, but just in case he has, I don’t personally care if he has put one up his but, since he is entertaining and informative.

It is like the quintessential legal question, “did you stop beating your wife?”

There  is no right answer.

Never the less, this is not about Adam Lambert’s sexuality, but how the silent majority came out of the wood work to not so much vote for Kris Allen, but against Adam Lambert.

Here is where the Jewish thing comes in.

I cannot imagine someone who is pro gay rights, yet anti Israel.

Can you imagine some redneck in Arkansas telling his kids that it is ok for two men to have butt sex, but still blame Jews for killing Jesus?

No way there is an evangelical church out there who thinks that eating someone’s brown eye is cool, but that Israel is the great Satan.

So, the fact that these people decided to vote so many times for the “good old boy” from Arkansas is scary to me.

Lost in the news of American Idol, was the fact that Iran had launched a missile that could reach Israel.

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean Iran, I meant Persia.

Where was the outrage that these crazy people wanted to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth?

Where were the Christians talking about how it’s not cool to bomb Israel?

The world is a scary place and it is only getting worse.

While eating dinner after American Idol, I said to Shorty’s mom, “I can’t believe that Adam lost.”

She turned to me and said, “I voted for Kris 50 times last night, he’s freaking hot!”

Then I realized, maybe Israel is gonna be alright.

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