Cake Farts

Cake Farts

Sometimes things don’t go as planned.

Let me give you an example.

Today I woke up at 2pm after finally getting to bed at 7am.

My arm had finally stopped hurting long enough for me to sleep and my body rested for 7 hours until I got up with my arm searing in pain and even more infected.

Ulnar Nerve Surgery

Ulnar Nerve Surgery

I still want to know what is in that freaking China Gel.

I guess I’ll find out tomorrow when I go to the doctor and get my stitches out.

Hopefully the doctor will finally get my arm right.

I don’t think it’s his fault, but seriously, it’s been 5 weeks now.

I just want to have two hands, is that such a bad thing to want?

Anyway, later on in the day, I went to dinner with Shorty and a bunch of gay men.

Long story about why I was out with 4 gay dudes, but since I won’t out anyone let’s just say one of them was her “friend” and the other ones were randoms.

I had pasta.

Anyway, there was one guy there who was the gay version of me.

It was scary how alike we are besides the fact that he likes male butts and I like Daily Tush.

Anyway, during dinner he told me about a website called CakeFarts.

I went there out of curiosity and could not stop laughing.

I cannot believe that I never heard of this before.

It is a seriously twisted video.

You can watch it right here.


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