The Story of Purim (modern version with bikinis)
Purim is coming up, and so I decided to tell you the story of Purim.
I used to teach Hebrew School, so I am pretty familiar with it, but I figured I would update the story to make it more modern and up to date with the times.
So, here it is:
Fat Jewish Guy tells the story of Purim.
Once upon a time in a far away place called Persia (basically Los Angeles) there was a king.
His name was Ahashverosh but it could easily have been George.
Now, George was happily married to this woman and her name was Vashti. (or Chrissy, Briana or Tiffany)
Vashti was HOT and we imagine that she looked something like this:
She definitely is Hot and bears a striking resemblance to a smoking hot college girl.
Anyway, here is another picture of Vashti and the king. (so you get an idea of the fact that they were happily married.
Don’t they look so happy?
Anyway, one night the king decided that he wanted to have a party.
He wanted to have a Bikini Party!
He invited all of his friends over, got some food and rented a few big screen TVs.
The king might have gotten a bit power drunk and he figured since Vashti was amazingly hot, he would show his friends exactly what a piece of ass she was.
So, he called Vashti into his room and asked her if she would do a strip tease for him and his friends.
Vashti, was a classy girl and she didn’t miss a beat and told the king to go screw himself.
Now, the king could have gone all Chris Brown on her,
but that wasn’t his style.
Instead, he banished Queen Vashti from the kingdom, grabbed a beer and called up some girls for his amazing party that he was going to have.
(To read part 2 of the purim story please go here)
or just click this picture