Tempe12 Bikini Fashion Show
Phoenix is definitely hot.
But, there are some concerning issues with Phoenix that I need to talk about.
See, no one tells you that there are freaking scorpions running around here.
I swear to you, they tell you that you should “shake your shoes” because they live in there.
Shake your shoes?
How about not move to Phoenix?
As long as I am in Phoenix though, I’m going to take advantage of Arizona’s natural resource.
So, tonight I am going to the Tempe12 Bikini Fashion show.
While Shorty is at her conference for work, I am going to be hanging with hotties.
By the way, back to scorpions, they even have scorpion lollipops.
Have they no shame?