Why Michael Phelps Eats So Much

Why Michael Phelps Eats So Much.

I always wondered how Michael Phelps can eat all that food.

I mean, it was a TON.

Even for someone like me.

Well, over the weekend, I found out the answer.

Pot.

Now, I am really confused.

If Michael Phelps is smoking pot, then how does he swim so fast?

I think I know the answer.

Adderall.

It makes perfect sense.

Michael Phelps has admitted that he has add.

What’s the cure for ADD?

Adderall.

What’s the side effects of Adderall?

Loss of hunger.

How do you get your appetite back?

Pot.

See, it all makes perfect sense.

Except how he keeps his lungs in good shape.

That I don’t get.

Why Michael Phelps Can Eat

Why Michael Phelps Can Eat

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