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Jessica Simpson Fat Jokes (Cheetos Boredom Busters Segment)

Today’s Cheetos Boredom Busters is Jessica Simpson’s weight.

From the looks of things, it seems as if Cheetos isn’t the only thing that Jessica Simpson has been eating.

Look, I am not one that can make fun of someone’s weight, being that I am the Fat Jewish Guy, but still, come on, I never said that I was a sex symbol.

Like, what the hell is Jessica Simpson thinking?

Even Obama Agrees in this video from Barely Political.

Obama Thinks Jessica Simpson is Fat – Watch more Funny Videos

Here are my Favorite Jessica Simpson Fat Jokes (not brought to you by Cheetos Boredom Busters)

Jessica Simpson is so fat is so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Jessica Simpson is so fat she makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she lost a game at Hide & Seek only because I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Jessica Simpson is so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Jessica Simpson is so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Jessica Simpson is so fat she shows up on radar.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!

Jessica Simpson is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she ’s once, twice, three times a lady.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she was in the Daily News last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Jessica Simpson is so fat she got a new gig at the movies… she works as the screen

Jessica Simpson is so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

Jessica Simpson is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

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