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Happy Birthday Susan

Yup, I got it right this year!

However, it seems as if I was wrong about something else.

No, not wrong about being a Cheetos Boredom Busters, but wrong about A-Rod.

I have never been a big A-Rod fan to begin with.

I was happy when the Yankees got him, but mostly because I didn’t want the Red Sox to get him.

Now, it’s almost 5 years later, the Yankees still don’t have a World Series and A-Rod has another 8 or so years in New York.

So, why am I bringing this up now?

Am I that board and have nothing to do on a Saturday night besides reminisce about a bad trade the Yankees made in 2004?

Nope, the reason for this rant, is due to the fact that it was revealed today that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003.

Now, before we jump to conclusions here, it is very possible that A-Rod has the same condition I have.

Maybe his Alner Nerve is damaged like mine and he had to take steroids like me to fix it?

If that is the case then I am even more impressed because that would mean that A-Rod did all this stuff without using his left arm.

But, since that seems out of the question, maybe A-Rod had an ear ache like I did a few weeks ago.

Maybe that’s why he needed to take steroids?

Is it even possible that maybe he had a massage and the masseuse decided to use the “cream” or the “clear” instead of regular massage oil?

But, the truth is, that unfortunately it looks as if Rodriguez actually tried the stuff.

I’m still gonna hold out hope though, that he tried it once, didn’t like it and never did it again.

Maybe that is what he will say in his news conference.

If he has a press conference.

It almost seems as if what Michael Phelps did was not as bad.

Actually, what Michael Phelps did was not bad at all.

If A-Rod really did take steroids then he is just as bad as Bernard Madoff.

Anyway, it’s late.

Time to sleep.

But, once again, Happy Birthday Susan!

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