Barack Obama Cured My Diabetes
When I woke up yesterday my blood sugar was a bit high.
My left arm was still numb.
My head hurt from thinking about the dental work I still needed done.
I was getting stressed out thinking about my student loans and all the work I had to do.
Then the most amazing thing happened.
At 9:05 my time (12:05 East Coast time), just as Barack Obama uttered the words, “so help me g-d,” everything was alright.
My blood sugar went back to normal.
I got feeling back in my arm.
The phone rang and it was the student loan people telling me that someone paid them off for me.
Then, I got an email from work telling me to take a 6 month paid vacation.
It truly is a new day in America.
It’s gonna be alright.
Obama is here and he will lead us to salvation.
Can I eat candy now?