How to Cheat at Tetris

How to Cheat at Tetris

Didn’t even know that you could cheat at Tetris.

Yes, we are talking about the addictive game that everyone knows where you try and spin blocks around and make them fit.

It’s such an innocent game, however, Shorty managed to turn this into a nightmare.

I downloaded Tetris Party for the Nintendo Wii yesterday.

It was only 1200 points, but what they don’t tell you is that 1200 points is 12 dollars.

So, I bought 2000 points for 20 and downloaded Tetris.

It was going to be amazing, me destroying Shorty, demoralizing her and taunting her when I whipped her but at the game.

See, I once played for 14 hours straight.

Then the worst happened.

I lost game one.

Then I lost game 2.

And 3 and 4 and 5.

I ended up losing 8 games straight to her.

Now, it’s not that I can’t lose.

In a fair fight the better person wins.

But, this is how I know she cheated.

The Wii let’s you play people online.

Complete strangers can challenge you to a game over the web.

Shorty took their challenge and lost.

90 percent of her games!

That’s all the proof I need.

How to Cheat at Tetris

How to Cheat at Tetris

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