Palm Springs Vacation
The past two weeks have been crazy.
Running around going to Houston and New York took its toll.
So, this weekend I am away.
Palm Springs with Shorty and Pretzel.
Speaking of which, I am obsessed with bagel bagel pretzels from Israel.
I am actually eating them now as I try and figure out the best way to commit suicide.
No, I am not depressed.
It’s just that Shorty is watching Lipstick Jungle.
I wonder if cyanide works?

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