Obama the House Negro

Obama the House Negro

Before you call me racist, please note that I didn’t say this.

Al Qaeda did.

(article is here)

Yup, some genus over in Afghanistan decided to go racial on president elect Barack Obama.

In an audio tape, Al-Quaida spokesman Ayman al-Zawahri claims that Obama is no Malcolm X and is a “House Negro” who does what the white man does.

He then went on to say that Obama’s Lips are so big he uses speed stick as chap-stick.

Then Al-Quaida spokesman Ayman al-Zawahri started making fun of Barack Obama’s mother, with these statements.

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, she slid a phone down her pants to make a booty call!

Barack Obama’s mama is house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet to go outside!

Barack Obama’s mama is so old, i told her to act her age , and the bitch dropped dead!

Barack Obama’s mama is so dumb, i said it was chilly outside, and she ran out with a spoon!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid,she tried to steal money from an ATM with her own credit card!

Barack Obama’s mama is so black, when she gets in the car,the oil light comes on!

Barack Obama’s mama is so cross-eyed she saw a dime, and picked up 2 nickels!

Barack Obama’s mama is like a school bus, she takes 20 at a time!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shootout!

Barack Obama’s mama is so loose, she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!

Barack Obama’s mama is so dumb, she thought menopause was a button on the vcr!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, she was yelling in an envelope trying to do voice mail!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and shit her pants!

Barack Obama’s mama is so black, she jumped in the ocean and people thought it was an oil spill!

Barack Obama’s mama is like 1-800-collect, fast, easy, and 10 cents a minute!

Your mama sucks so much dick, her tongue came down with jock-itch!

Barack Obama’s mama is glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she sees people waving at her!

Barack Obama’s mama is like a toilet, short, fat, and full of shit!

Barack Obama’s mama is so black, at night the the motion lights dont come on!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid,she asked me what jeans i was wearing, , and i said “Guess” and she said, Levis?

Your mama aint got no ears talkin’ bout , i hear you!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order!

Barack Obama’s mama is so clumsy, she tripped on a cordless phone!

Barack Obama’s mama is so dumb, she failed a blood test!

Your mama;s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!

Barack Obama’s mama is got no leg, talkin’ bout, Lets go to I.H.O.P!

Barack Obama’s mama is house is so small, i opened the front door and fell off the back steps!

Barack Obama’s mama is head is so big, it shows up on radar!

Barack Obama’s mama is so old, she went to the prom with moses!

Barack Obama’s mama is so hairy, she has to part her asshairs to take a shit!

Barack Obama’s mama is so dumb, her teacher siad to do an essay, and she went and fucked a mexican!

Barack Obama’s mama is so dumb, she thought MCI was a rap group!

Barack Obama’s mama is so ghetto, she thought “the last supper” was when your family ran out of food stamps!

Your mama aint got no neck, talkin’ bout she all choked up!

Barack Obama’s mama is like a reese’s peanut butter cup, theres no wrong way to eat her!

Barack Obama’s mama is like burger king, Have it your way!

Barack Obama’s mama is idea of safe sex, is to put the car in park!

Barack Obama’s mama is so old, she has jesus christ trading cards!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a craps game!

Youyr mama’s so slutty, i said, “heads or tails?” and she said i’ll give both!

Barack Obama’s mama is so stupid, i asked her what comes after 69, and she said, “mouthwash!”

Your mama sucks dick so hard, i had to pull the sheets out of my ass!

Barack Obama’s mama is so dumb, she said “meet me at the corner of walk, and dont walk”

Barack Obama’s mama is so black, she sweats chocolate syrup!

Barack Obama’s mama is teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

Barack Obama’s mama is so slutty, she bought a short skirt, and heads were like, Nice belt!

Barack Obama’s mama is so nasty, she did the splits and stuck to the floor!

Barack Obama’s mama is so black, its illegal for her to play hide and seek at night!

I pity Al-Quaid now.

No one goes racial on my President!

Obama the House Negro
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