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Hot Blonde Casting Director

Today was HOT.

First I woke up to sirens and a 8.5 magnitude earthquake.

People were yelling, screaming and the carnage was incredible.

Then I found out the whole thing was fake.

Seriously, I kid you not, they freaking faked an earthquake.

I almost had a heart attack, being jolted out of bed, thinking I was gonna die.

It was like they punked the whole state.

Speaking of punked, I headed over to LA to do a “screen test” for a reality show.

For those of you who are not familiar with the entertainment industry, this is where you show up at a casting office and a big fat guy with a mustache and body oder asks you “what are you willing to do for this part,” and then you have to make a decision and hope that he is circumcised.

I was determined to get this part, so imagine my surprise when coming to get me was the hottest blonde girl I have ever seen.

I mean she was awesome, almost 6 foot tall, well dressed and seemed like she would be a lot of fun.

At this point, I was like like, I wonder if there is going to be a fat man with a mustache waiting for me in the other room.

There wasn’t and I was escorted into a room, where I was told to take off my clothes and wait.

I did and the casting director came in with her assistant, who was just as hot, but had long brown hair.

What followed was caught on camera.

Ok, none of that happened.

See how pissed off you are to find out that this whole story was fake?

Now you know how I feel when they FREAKING LIED to me that there was an earthquake.