How to Properly Atone

How to properly atone.

On the eve of this Yom Kippur, I started reflecting.

Reflecting on the past year and everything that I accomplished.

True, there are some things I need to apologize for.

I need to say I am sorry for not taking care of my diabetes, but in my defense, candy is just so damn delicious.

I need to apologize for smoking, but how else can I manage my stress?

I need to apologize to Sarah Palin for starting SarahPalinsVagina.com, but in my defense, someone had to do it.

Barack Obama also should get a mea culpa from me over ObamasChocolateNuts.com, however they are so damn tasty. (see diabetes)

I need to apologize to my family for not calling as much as I maybe should have, but I was really busy eating.

Also my friends deserve a mention, as I sometimes didn’t return phone calls.

Finally, on this evening before Yom Kippur, I need to apologize to Shorty for thinking impure thoughts about this girl below.

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Fat Jewish Guy

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