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Friars Road Pet Hospital Killed My Dog

Not my current dog, there is no way I would trust Friars Road Pet Hospital with Pretzel, but we are talking about my other dog bagel.

I thought of Bagel again last night while at services for Simchat Torah.

If you are not Jewish then let me explain this holiday.

Basically, we celebrate the starting over of the reading of the Torah, by getting drunk on Christan Baby blood.

We take shots of the blood and then do somersaults, after making a new years resolution.

Then we dance in same sex circles, while holding 10,000 dollar scrolls adorned with gold and silver.

Guess what?

If you drop this “scroll” the everyone who watched you do it has to fast for 3 days.

This is all 100% true.

(except for the christian blood part, its really just Vodka)

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Friars Road Pet Hospital Killed My Dog

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