Fat Jewish Guy Announces Hostile Takeover of a Tech Company
Well folks, I made my move.
I Fat Jewish Guy saw the bottom of the market and decided to make a play for Yahoo.
I always wanted to own Yahoo and rename it Yajoo, and today I made my play.
With the stock hovering at 12 bucks a share, I bought 2 shares of Yahoo.
I will be buying up yahoo one share a day until I own 50.1% of it.
Yes, it will be hard battling people like microsoft and google, but they should not underestimate me.
They are next.
Think Jewgle and jewcrosoft.
Yes, it will happen.
One share at a time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Fat Jewish Guy
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Thu, Oct 9, 2008
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