Triglycerides are my Bitch

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Triglycerides are my Bitch

It’s not often that I get good health news.

But, today I did.

This is an excerpt from a letter the doctor sent me:

“Although his weight is stable at 260, his fasting labs demonstrate an A1c of 6.2% which is quite good control, and a cholesterol of 213 with triglycerides of 228.”

What?

Hell yeah.

My triglycerides were up in the 400’s two months ago.

Take that cholesterol.

The doctor also said my A1c was good.

Oh yeah!

Who is winning the fight against diabetes?

Hey diabetes…..”Who’s your daddy?”

FAT JEWISH GUY.

I will win this war.

I will crush you.

On another note, I had some good cake tonight at the Persians house.

then Shorty and I came home and made pasta with veggies and chicken.

Then she went to sleep and I ate more chicken, some bisli and a few ice pops.

Then I played some Nintendo Wii.

Yes, I got a Wii!

Then I ate some popcorn.

But, before you criticize please note that according to my doctor….I am doing quite well.

Ha.

Shows you what he knows.