Spiritual Advice for Islamic Terrorists

Spiritual Advice for Islamic Terrorists

I always check the news when I wake up.

Now sure what I am looking for as it’s always the same old crap, but it’s a great way to kill time as I eat my breakfast.

Anyway, today I almost spit out my chocolate chip cookies.

There was another terrorist attack in Israel.

It’s been awhile since one happened so the news was hard to swallow.

The terrorists stated using cars in their pursuit of murder.

Yes, I know, it’s actually brilliant.

No need for bombs or devices, now they just need a car.

Look, I don’t mean to get political, but this is the problem with being a modernized society living among uncivilized people.

Not all Arabs are terrorists.

But, all are Arab.

So, if they are starting to use every day items to start killing Jews and Israelis, then the only solution will be a fence and no one wants that.

So, the Islamic terrorists by using cars and not bombs are actually hurting themselves by doing this.

Once Israeli’s start to look at every Arab as a potential terrorist then it’s game over for them.

If EVERY Palestinian in a car can be seen as a threat then the only solution will be to simply bar all of them from the streets of Israel and further isolate them in the ghettos of Gaza and the West Bank.

The more they are isolated the more they will turn to Islamic fundamentalism and more terrorists will grow.

So, for the sake of your own people please stop ramming cars and trucks into innocent Israelis.

And remember, Geiko saves you money on car insurance.

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One Response to “Spiritual Advice for Islamic Terrorists”

  1. jutalian19 Says:

    Well put, oh great Fat Jewish Guy. I too am Jewish and am sick and tired of the constant lies being told to the Israeli officials by the leaders of terrorist organizations. What happened to the truce that they agreed to?
    As for vehicles being the new method of terrorism, fine, let them use cars. We’ll use a wheeled vehicle as well to combat them. It’s called a tank. It’s like a car, but bigger, harder to destroy, cooler looking, AND it has mounted weapons.
    Let’s just see how they like ‘them apples’.

    Great post as always,

    Static

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