Jewish Council for Education and Research is Fake
Normally I just talk about food, fun and girls,
Today though, I am very very upset.
Upset that there is a fake website called Jewish Council for Education and Research trying to be cute with a Sarah Silverman video about something called the Great Schlep.
Basically, Barack Obama hates jews.
the jist of it is like this.
Take 20 something ardent Obama supporters, send them down to Florida and intimidate their grandparents into voting for Obama.
This is bull.
First of all who the hell is the Jewish Council for Education and Research?
I’ve never heard of them.
They don’t speak for me.
Also, who does the Jewish Council for Education and Research want to participate in widespread voter intimidation?
Look, my grandmother lives in Philadelphia, not Florida, but if she did, wouldn’t it be wrong of me to go down there, interrupt her shuffleboard game and tell her to vote?
I have a better idea for the Jewish Council for Education and Research.
Why don’t you send people down to Florida and have them convince their grandparents to sign over their wills to the Obama campaign?
That seems like an ethical thing to do.
By the way, we know that Obama hates jews.
How do we know?
Because the Obama campaign keeps sending me emails addressed to Dirty Jew Jewerstein.
I swear.
Here is the evidence.
Ok, that isn’t the evidence, this is:
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Fri, Sep 26, 2008
Jewish Council for Education and Research