Jesus Hates Republicans
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Jesus Hates Republicans
It’s my last night at sea and I can definitely say that I had a good time.
There were some definite issues with the customer service level on Carnival cruises.
No one speaks English and they are rude and obnoxious.
When Internet is free again tomorrow, you’ll all find out about the shady blackjack dealer, the stupid room service people and the dumb porters who broke our suitcase.
But, let’s focus on the positive.
There were hot chicks everywhere.
There was tons of food.
There was Cabo San Lucas.
And finally, I have video of the cutest back kid EVER.
Stay tuned.
But, back to the title of this post.
We are all watching with bated breath the arrival of Gustav.
Hopefully, no one will get hurt and the levees will hold up.
I actually know the Levey’s as they are good family friends of our from Camp Ramah.
They are good people. and their son is a great musician.
I have confidence in the levey’s
But anyway, some genius Democrat said that Jesus hates Republicans because why else would he have sent Gustav during their convention.
I would personally like to call this person an A hole.
When I find out who he is tomorrow, I’ll also let you know.
So, that’s it.
Gonna enjoy my last night on the boat.
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David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.