Obama Girl Check Your Email
Dear Obama Girl,
Could you please check your email?
I know that you are busy at the Democratic National Convention.
Maybe you woke up this morning and had important meetings with Ben Relles?
Maybe you just were reflecting on your time with BarelyPolitical?
But what about me?
What about Fat Jewish Guy?
You may have a crush on Obama, but I thought we had something.
Like lemon pies?
Either way, I go on a cruise in two days!
Gonna go eat some Chinese food now.