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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Makes Me A Full Retard

I cannot stop staring.

I was never really into Kim Kardashian.

I only knew her father tried to get O.J Simpson acquitted and probably hid the gym bag that held the bloody clothes and knife.

Either way, I knew that she had some sort of sex tape.

However, today I was looking online while doing work and I git hypnotized.

I dropped my ice pop in my lap and could feel it melting as I just stared at Kim Kardashian’s Ass.

Literally.

I got calls from clients wondering why I hadn’t finished their work.

I couldn’t tell them the truth.

I mean can I tell a CEO of a large company that the Kim Kardashian Ass has made me go Full Retard?

Before you protest me for use of that term, please understand that I mean no disrespect to retards.

I used to work with them and they are a pleasure.

By Full Retard I am talking about a state of mind.

Like, going crazy staring at an ass while your ice pop melts.

I’m talking about going to CPK for dinner and all you can think about is how your pizza looks like booty.

Eating your chopped salad at CPK and thinking that the chick peas look like Kim Kardashian’s amazing round booty.

Damn.

She’s fine.

Kim Kardashian's Ass Makes Me Go Full Retard

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