Vintage Jesus

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Vintage Jesus

I got a postcard from a church today asking me to check out Vintage Jesus.

I am not kidding.

“Get a fresh start with the vintage Jesus,” - Mission Trails Church

Now I was curious.

I looked up Vintage in the dictionary and this is what I found.

“old-fashioned or obsolete: vintage jokes.”

Cool, so now the post card really said, Old Fashioned Jesus.

Now, lets look a bit further.

If I google “modern Jesus” then I get this video.

So, from what I can gather…

Jesus in 2008 is now a gay man who loves disco.

This church wants to bring us back to the time when Jesus was more down to earth.

I’m cool with that.