Speedy Gon Fat Jewish Guy

I am officially strung out.

Ok, I am being a bit dramatic here, it’s only 1:40 am and I am almost done my day.

It’s been 6 days and I lost 8 lbs.

Today was great.

Woke up to a tomato and 4 chicken drumsticks and went to bed with carne asada, fries, corn and edamame.

I managed to drink tons of water and even got in an iced coffee from Starbucks.

I think I’m becoming anorexic.

Maybe I’ll start cutting myself also.

I’m so mad that Bobby didn’t take me to the prom.

Please love me mommy.


There goes those thoughts again.

Maybe it’s time to sleep.

By the way…I think this is a racist cartoon.

Not sure though.

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