Roger Clemens Sex Scandal
So much to talk about.
I went to the Vet today to pick up Bagel.
He had been in the refrigerator all weekend awaiting a necropsy. Now, I know what you’re thinking.
Don’t you mean autopsy?
That’s what I thought.
Apparently autopsy is only for humans, and since Bagel was a dog it’s called a necropsy.
Anyway, Bagel was in a cardboard carrier, I put him in teh car and went to the city coroner’s office.
Dropped him off and spoke to the medical examiner, he said he will do it personally.
I felt honored and then I realized that this was his job.
Then I went home and pondered.
What was I pondering?
I was pondering many things.
Like, why is edamame so damn good.
Why is it so nutritions?
Then I wanted some.
So, I went in the fridge and got a pouch of shelled organic edamame.
I sat down and pondered some more.
Everyone is all upset that he used steroids and lied to congress (allegedly).
However, no one is talking about how he had sex (allegedly) with a 15 year old girl.
15 years old.
Let me put this in perspective.
I just spent the weekend with a bunch of 4th graders.
I also was watching over some 8th and 9th grade counselors.
They are 14 and 15.
Is he INSANE?
Like this isn’t even remotely cool.
If this is true he should be locked up with the key thrown away.
He apologized for his, “personal mistakes” the other day.
This story needs to be bigger.
But anyway, back to edamame.
Goes good with salt.