Jews Love Fried Rice Hot Mustard
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Jews Love Fried Rice Hot Mustard
In honor of Israeli Independence Day, I decided to go out to eat.
But, at 9:30 PM on a Thursday there was not much open.
I finally found a spot that was open and with 10 minutes to spare I picked up my dinner.
Chicken Fried Rice, Hot Mustard and Egg Drop soup.
Then I went home, listened to a great rendition of Hatikva and celebrated Independence day with the national food of American Jews.
About the Author: 
David Feingold has always been a controversial comic.
Being thrown out of Mrs. Blum’s Hebrew class in 3rd grade for reading a Yaakov Smirnoff comedy book during Bible class cemented that for him.