Blonde Girls Raise My Blood Pressure

Blonde Girls Raise My Blood Pressure

So, I have news.

This evening I went to the drugstore for some random things.

Saw what looked like a video game.

Figured it was free so what was the harm.

Inserted my arm into the cuff, pressed play and waited

The numbers started flashing and after a few seconds I saw my score.

159 over 93.

I win.

I waited for the tickets to come out so I could redeem my prize but nothing happened.

So I went and ate some pizza.

It was just like I remember Chuck E Cheese.