Blonde Girls Raise My Blood Pressure
So, I have news.
This evening I went to the drugstore for some random things.
Saw what looked like a video game.
Figured it was free so what was the harm.
Inserted my arm into the cuff, pressed play and waited
The numbers started flashing and after a few seconds I saw my score.
159 over 93.
I waited for the tickets to come out so I could redeem my prize but nothing happened.
So I went and ate some pizza.
It was just like I remember Chuck E Cheese.